Simon Munnery, born in Middlesex 47 years ago, is a Sony Radio award winning comedian and Perrier award nominee. Catch him performing live on Friday the 11th of September at Banksy's Dismaland in Weston-super-Mare. Here are 5 of his best gags...
5) "Clowns divorce. Custardy battle."
4) "I never know what to say after sex. I feel thank you is too much, but sorry is not enough."
3) "Plato said the unexamined life is not worth living - but how would he know?"
2) "Cleanliness is next to Godliness. And the chip shop is next to the hairdressers. It doesn't persuade me to visit either."
1) "If you only ever read one book in your life... I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut!"
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