5 Witty Quips for you to re-cycle time and time again...
1) "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." (Bob Hope)2) "I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them." (Steve Martin)
3) "Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes." (Billy Connolly)
4) "There are only two things in this world. People who are intolerant to other people's cultures and The Dutch (Micheal Caine)
5) "I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years." (Victoria Wood)
6) "I went to the head office of the RSPCA today. It's absolutely tiny. You couldn't swing a cat in there." (Tim Vine)
